Amitabh - Han han mein chor hun, mein bazar mein kaladhandha karta hun, police ke record mein
mera naam hai. Lekin mein akela nahin hun. Jao pahle ush admi ko msg de kar aao jisne mera baap
ko chor kaha tha; Jao pahle ush admi ko msg de kar aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se
nikal diya tha; jao pahle ush aadmi ko msg de kar aao jisne mere haath me yeh likh diya tha;
Uske BAAD, Uske baad mere bhai tum jab chahoge tab mere machine mein msg de dena.

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