A man went to the police station wishing to speak

with the burglar who had broken into his house the

night before. 'You'll get your chance in court,'

said the desk sergeant. 'No, no, no!' insisted

the man. 'I want to know how he got into the house

without waking my wife. I've been trying to do

that for years!'

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