Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning

and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him

and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something

about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill

and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept

well, and in fact, beat the alarm in the morning. He had

a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.

'Boss', he said, 'The pill actually worked!'

'That's all fine' said the boss, 'But where were you

yesterday?'

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