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  Posted by : daya_pawar on 8/4/2003
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  • There's a plane flying over the Atlantic, with six passengers: a Frenchman, a pregnant French woman, an Englishman, a pregnant English woman, an Australian, and a pregnant Asian-Australian woman.

    Lightning strikes both wings, and the plane is going out of control. The pilot rushes up to the passengers, and says 'I'm sorry, but there's only 4 parachutes. As I'm the pilot, it's essential that I get back to tell everyone what happened to the plane; you'll have to work out who gets the other three parachutes', so saying, he jumps out of the plane, opens his parachute and floats down to the ground.

    The Frenchman looks at the pregnant French woman, and says 'France needs more Frenchmen, therefore I do this for my country' and he jumps out of the plane without a parachute. The Englishman looks at the pregnant English woman, and says 'I do this for my country', and jumps out of the plane without a parachute. The Australian looks at the pregnant Asian-Australian woman, and says 'I do this for my country', and pushes her out of the plane.






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