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  Posted by : raj_rane on 8/4/2003
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  • A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, 'Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?'

    The man gets really indignant and says, 'Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?'




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