A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon

inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have

been helping themselves to a feast.

The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit

eating situation. So he puts up a sign that

reads, 'WARNING: ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS

CYANIDE!

The farmer returns a week later to discover that none of

the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign

that reads: 'NOW THERE ARE TWO!'

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