A man was stranded on a desserted island and one day as
he was walking on the beach a mermaid swam up to him.
She asked how long he had been there and he said '10
years.' She said 'I bet you would just love a big
cigar.' He said 'I would love one.' She opens up her
little pocket and pulls out a big, fat cigar.' As he was
enjoying his cigar she asked 'I bet you would love a
nice cold drink.' 'I would love a nice cold drink!' She
opens up her little pocket and pulls out a nice cold
drink and gave it to him. As he was enjoying his cigar
and drink the mermaid says 'I bet you would love to
play.......... he interupts her and says..'don't tell me
you have a set of golf clubs in that pocket too!'
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