Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers, Chiman and Gundya.
'So,' he said, 'I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.'
Both, Chiman and Gundya squirmed uncomfortably.
'You, advocate Chiman, gave me Rs 60,000. And you, advocate Gundya, gave me Rs 50,000.'
The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Chiman, and
stated, 'Now then, I'm returning Rs 10,000, and we're going to decide this case strictly
on its merits.'

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