'Good morning', said Chiman. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very
latest
in high powered vacuum cleaners.'
'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I haven't got any money!'
And she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, Chiman wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
'Don't be too hasty!', he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder.'
'Well,' she said, 'I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning.'
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