A Master Thief in London was giving a Coaching Class on Stealing and had students
from all over the world. The only Indian was Chiman. After several grueling
classes on Theory came the final and decisive class of all, a practical demo.The master
took all his pupils to a house nearby in the darkness of night and entered that. But by
mistake he overturns a vase.
Owner : Who's that?
Master: Miaooow...
The owner is satisfied and goes back to sleep. Mission accomplished.
Now Chiman is very impressed. Returning to Mumbai, he decides to open a similar class for
his fellows. Does so and follows the same schedule of theory classes.
Then he goes for the demo with his pupils. Enters the house of a rich man in darkness,
and tells the other Students, ' These are the various steps for stealing. You just observe. '
Firstly, he goes and overturns a vase.
Owner : Koun Hai ? ( Who's that ? )
Chiman : Mai Billi . ( I am the cat.)
Owner : Oh, Billi ( Oh. Cat.) and goes back to sleep.
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