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  Posted by : jokebox on 2/3/2004
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  • A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found Rodney a client. 'I think this one will really move said the broker, it's only $1 a share now.' he told Rodney

    'OK buy me 1000 shares,' said Rodney.

    The next day the stock was at $2. Rodney called the broker and said, 'you were right, give me 5000 more shares'.



    The next day Rodney looked in the paper and the stock was at $4. He ran to the phone and called the broker, 'get me 10,000 more shares' 'Great' said the broker.

    The next day Rodney looked in the paper and the stock was at $9. Seeing what a great profit he had in just a few days, he phoned and told the broker, 'Sell all my shares.'

    The broker said, 'To whom? You were the only one buying that stock.'



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