My boy,” said the magnate to his son, “there are two things that are vitally necessary if you are to succeed in business.”

“What are they, Dad?”

“Honesty and sagacity.”

“What’s honesty?”

“Always – no matter what happens or how adversely it may affect you – always keep your word once you’ve given it.”

“And sagacity?’

“Never give it.”

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