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  Posted by : arnold_t3 on 28/3/2004
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  • Jennifer visited a psychic of some local repute.

    In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news:

    'There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.'

    Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.

    She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked:

    'Will I be acquitted?'



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