1. Pick up lines now include a reference to liquid assets and capital gains.

2. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not

have e-mail addresses.

3. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the

back seat of your car.

4. You know the people at the airport hotels better than your next door neighbors.

5. You can get hair-styling services online.

6. Keeping up with sports entails adding ESPN's homepage to your bookmarks.

7. You think that 'progressing an action plan' and 'calendarizing a project'

are acceptable English phrases.

8. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.

9. You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas

into a matrix.

10. You consider 2nd day Air Delivery and Inter-office Mail painfully slow.

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