When a wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that a surgeon was seated at a nearby table. Springing up, the doctor deftly removed the bone and saved his life. As soon as the fellow had calmed himself and could talk again, he thanked the surgeon profusely and offered to pay him for his services. 'Just name the fee,' he croaked gratefully.

'Okay,' replied the doctor. 'How about half of what you’d have offered when the bone was stuck in your throat?'

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