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  Posted by : funstuff on 15/4/2004
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  • Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of

    Bakersfield, a fellow [Sam] new to boating was having a problem. No matter how

    hard he tried, he just couldn't get his brand new 22-ft Bayliner to perform. It

    wouldn't get on a plane at all, and was very sluggish in almost every maneuver

    no matter how much power he supplied. After about an hour of trying to make it

    go, he putted over to a nearby marina. Maybe they could tell him what was wrong.

    A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. The

    engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size

    and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath.

    He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. Under the boat, still

    strapped securely in place, was the trailer.



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