Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his
daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.
He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop
assistant, 'How much is that Barbie in the window?'
In a condescending manner, she says 'Which Barbie?' She continues, 'We
have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95,
Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95,
Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00'.
Ralph asks, 'Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are
only $19.95?'
'That's obvious' the sales lady says. 'Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's
house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture.
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