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  Posted by : rashik on 3/5/2000 5:30:31 IST
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    -Be unique and different, say yes.

    -Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

    -Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    -I'm easy. Are you?

    -Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

    -Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

    -Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

    -Hi. Are you legal?

    -Can I have my heart back now please..

    -Here, you look a bit tired, let me breathe for you!

    -If I were yours, and you were mine, I wouldn't be asking you for your name.



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