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  Posted by : myself on 13/6/2000
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    NEW WORLD EXPLANATIONS...!
    * Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
    * Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
    * Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
    * A successful man is one who can earn more than his wife spends. A Successful woman is one who can find such a man.
    * Wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.
    * Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
    * Never put off the work till tomorrow What you can put off today.
    These are my principles. If you don't like them , I have others. -Groucho Marx
    God didn't call 'em the Ten Suggestions.
    Join the army! Travel to exotic, distant lands. Meet exciting, unusual people and kill them.
    If at first you don't succeed , Sky diving is not for you.



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