The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Life is tough enough. It takes up a lot of your time. And what do you get at the end of it? DEATH!
Personally, I think the life cycle is backwards. You should DIE first and get it out of the way. Then you live in an old folks' home. You get kicked out when you're too young.
You then get a gold watch. You go to work. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.
You go to trade school, you become a kid and you play with no responsibilities. You become a little baby. Back into the womb. You spend your last nine months floating and then . . .
You finish off as an orgasm.
'Dance like no one's watching, love like you'll never be hurt, sing like no one's listening, live like it's heaven on earth”
Deep Thoughts
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
If you find something you like, buy a lifetime supply, because they will stop Making it.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a tough battle too.
This is as bad as it can get... but don't bet on it.
There is no substitute for genuine lack of preparation.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Sometimes too much drink is not enough.
The facts, although interesting, are generally irrelevant.
The world gets a little better every day, and worse in the evening.
Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
The other line always moves faster... until you get in it.
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
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