Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in holding their newborn baby. 'Stop! You can't do this!' exclaimed the brother.
'And why not?' asked Stan. 'Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife and I have here?' Stan said nothing. The brother grew impatient, 'C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle.' Stan couldn't take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, 'You're sure you want a nephew?'
'Yes,' the brother replied. 'It would be an honor.'
'Well congratulations, you're holding him.'
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