College : A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Optimist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Rumor: News that travels at the speed of sound.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest of us... except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills and then, kills you with his bills.
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