Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer!
Q: if a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, on which side will it fall? ?
A: Neither side. Roosters don't lay eggs!
Q: What did the sick chicken say?
A: 'I have the people-pox!'
Q: Who tells the best chicken jokes?
A: Comedi-HENS!
Q: Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?
A: Because he was chicken!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!
Q: How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
A: In a HEN-velope!
Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped them, they'd break!
Anil: Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?
Sunil: Yes, it cracked me up!
Q: Why did the chicken go to the seance?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
A: Roost beef
Q: Why can't a rooster ever get rich?
A: Because he works for chicken feed!
Q: How do chickens bake a cake?
A: From scratch!
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