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  Posted by : ilayanilaa on 14/8/2000
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    Q: Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?
    A: Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else!

    Q: Where does a 500 pound canary sit?
    A: Anywhere it wants!

    Q: What do you get if you cross a canary and a 50-foot long snake?
    A: A sing-a-long!

    Q: What's yellow, weighs 1,000 pounds, and sings?
    A: Two 500 pound canaries!

    Q: What did the 500 pound canary say?
    A: Here Kitty, Kitty !



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