Q: What does a duck like to eat with soup?
A: Quackers!

Q: How do you get down off an elephant?
A: You don't, you get down off a duck!

Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down?
A: It quacks up!

Q: What did the duck say after he went shopping?
A: 'Put it on my bill!'

Q: Which animal grows down?
A: A duck!

Q: What's the difference between a duck with one wing and a duck with two wings?
A: Why, that's a difference of a pinion!

Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!

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