A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus. He says, 'I can bet that there is no musical instrument that my octopus can`t play.'
The people in the bar are stunned and someone fetches out an old guitar. The octopus looks at it, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing. People come up with one musical instrument after the other but the octopus manages to play them all beautifully
The bar owner brings a set of bagpipes to the octopus. He puts them on the bar and says to the guy, 'Now, if your octopus can play that I`ll give you a hundred dollars.'
The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts them up, turns them over, has another look from another angle.
Puzzled, the octopus owner interrupts his pet's concentration, ' Hey what are you messing around for? Hurry up and play it!'
For that the octopus say's 'Play it? Huh?!? I am still trying to figure out how to take off it`s pyjamas...'
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