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  Posted by : kisnik on 1/1/2001
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    The population of India is 100 crores.

    But did you know that facts.... 19 crores are retired.That leaves 81 crores to do the work. There are 25 crores in school, which leaves 56 crore to do the

    work Of this there are 22 crores employed by the Central

    Government(as you know, government employees do not believe in

    working) leaving 34 crores to do the work.

    4 crores are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 30 crores to do the work.

    Take from the total the 20 crores people who work for State

    Governments(They also don't beleive in working)and that leaves

    10 crores to do the work.

    Total unemployed are 8 crores that leaves 2 crores to do the work.

    At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in hospitals, leaving 80,00,000 to do the work.

    Now, there are 79,99,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.......You and me !!!.

    And currently you're sitting at your computer reading stupid e-mails.So I am the only person in our country who is working.!!!!!!

    And that's why India is surviving!!!



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