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  Posted by : bhainumber1 on 16/3/2001
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    CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO TALKERS -
    Why not?
    Huh? What do you mean why not?
    Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?
    But I told you my name!
    Didn't you say you will not?
    Not not, knott, Will Knott!
    That's what I mean.
    So you know my name.
    Of course not!
    Good. So now, what is yours?
    Watt. Yours?
    Your name!
    Watt's my name.
    How the hell do I know? I am asking you!
    Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have not even told me yours yet.
    You have been patient, what about me? I have told you my name so many times and it is you who have not told me yours yet.
    Of course not!
    See, you even know my name!
    Of course not!
    Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?
    Because I don't.
    [Pause]
    What is your name?
    See, you know my name!
    Of course not!
    Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?
    To find out your name!
    But you already know it!
    What?
    See, and you know mine!
    Of course not!
    Exactly!



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