A guy wants to buy half a head of lettuce, so he goes to the market and asks the clerk if he can purchase half a head of lettuce. The clerk says, 'I don't think so!'
So the man says, 'Let me talk to the manager.'
The clerk says, 'The manager is in the back.'
The clerk then proceeds to go to the back of the store to find the manager. The clerk finds the manager and says, 'There is some goofy fool up front who wants to buy half a head of lettuce!'
The clerk suddenly realizes through his peripheral view that he was followed by the client, so the clerk adds, '...and this nice gentleman would like to purchase the other half.'
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