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  Posted by : digen on 15/5/2001
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    • Finally, a Mastercard commercial for men.

    Cover charge: $15.00

    Round of drinks: $23.00

    Table dance: $30.00

    Another round of drinks: $23.00

    Lap Dance and tips: $50.00

    A round of shots: $34.00

    Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00

    Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain: priceless

    There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.



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