A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the Jullundhur zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just sauntering around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, 'How high do you think they'll get?'
Kangaroo said, 'About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!'

  Email this joke to a friend
  Post a joke
  Rate this joke

Get Jokes Newsletter

---

Also read

Jokes from :
Blonde  One liners  Murphys laws  Global  

Similar Jokes from general/animals
      - Mad Cow Disease
      - The Cat's Diary
      - Elephant on a chair