There was a blonde driving down the centre of the road at 100 mph. A police officer pulled her over to the side of the road. When she had stopped, the officer asked, 'License and Registration please.'
'It's okay, Officer, I have a special license that allows me to do this,' she said smiling.
'That's impossible!' The officer replied, 'I've never heard of such a license.'
To which the driver reached into her purse and handed him her license. Astonished, the Officer said, 'Just as I suspected. This is an ordinary license, I see nothing here that would allow you special consideration.'
She pointed to the bottom of the license and said, 'Can you see this?? It says so right here: 'Tear Along The Dotted Line'.'
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