A state trooper pulled a car over on a lonely back road and approached the
blonde lady driver. 'Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?'
The woman replied, 'Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident.
I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and
there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another
tree in front of me!'
Reaching through the side window to the rear-view mirror, the officer replied,
'Ma'am, that's your air freshener.'
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