Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: 'Oh look! Donut seeds!'
Q: What's a blonds' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A: It swells at night.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
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