A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a
painter.
'I'm here for the paint job,' she said.
'Alright,' said the man. 'Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house.'
The blonde immediately went to work painting. Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coating.
After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay. She said with satisfaction, 'I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of paint! By the way, behind your house, that isn't a porsche. It's a new BMW.
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