A blonde met with a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and started applying fresh lipstick when the constable arrived. 'My God!' the constable gasped. 'Your car looks like a accordion stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK lady?'
'Yes officer, I'm just fine,' the blonde chirped.
'Well, how in the world did this happen?' the constable asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
'Officer, it was the strangest thing that can happen to anybody!' the blonde began. 'I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere a TREE pops up in front of me.
So I swerved to the right, only to find another tree! I swerved to the left and there was yet ANOTHER tree! I served to the right again but there it was, another one. So, I swerved to the left...'
'Uh, lady', the constable said, cutting her off, 'There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. I guess it was your air freshener swinging back and forth.'
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