One day, 3 friends were golfing. The first man took his shot, and it landed right up on the green. The second man took his shot, and it landed on the fairway.
When the third man took his shot, however, he doesn't get nearly as nice a shot. A sharp hook takes the ball right into the rough. The second man asks him, 'What happened?' The man just smiles as a rabbit hops out onto the tee with the golf ball in its mouth. A hawk circling overhead then swoops down and picks up the rabbit. As the hawk flies over the green, it drops the rabbit. The rabbit hops over to the hole and drops the ball in.
The second man turned to the first and says, 'Danmit Jesus, i hate playing with your dad!'
'I'm sorry Moses, it isnt my fault!'
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