Pushing his way to the front of the crowd, Jesus waved his arms if front of the mad throng. When they had quieted, he helped up a woman whom they had been pelting with stones.
'This is wrong! Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.'
Suddenly a rock came flying from the midst of the mob, and caught the woman square in the forehead.
Looking across the sea of faces, Jesus swore,
'Dammit! Is that you, Mother?'

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