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  Posted by : parmanu on 20/9/2001
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    LEARN TO SPEAK CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES:
    See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao
    Small horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
    I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat Your body odor is offensive - Yu
    Stin Ki Pu You are not very bright - Yu So Dum I thought you were on a diet
    - Wai Yu Mun Ching? Do you know the lyrics to the Macerena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
    Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?



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