An American Farmer visiting Switzerland for the first time asked a swiss farmer, 'so how much land da ya own, man?'
Swiss farmer 'You see that pole there, from there to that other pole. And how much land do you have? If I may ask? (Swiss farmers are very polite)
American Farmer 'Let me put it this way, I get up at 5 in the morning, drive my tractor all day, in the evening I am close to the boundary of my land'
Swiss Farmer 'I can understand that, once I had a tractor like that too'.

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