A Kiwi was hoping to immigrate to Australia. Upon arriving in Australia, he was questioned by a customs officer, 'What is your business in Australia?'
'I wish to immigrate,' was the Kiwi's reply.
The customs officer then asked, 'Do you have a conviction record?'
Confused, the Kiwi then replied, 'I didn't think you still needed one.'

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