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  Posted by : roxio on 15/1/2004
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  • An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
    The CO says 'Are you crazy? You just joined the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!'
    So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank!
    The CO was so impressed, he asked, 'How did you do it?'
    'Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, 'Do you want to get a 3-day pass?' So we exchanged tanks!'



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