A Texas cattleman on vacation in Australia was in an outback pub one day, boasting about the size of his ranch. 'Takes me three whole days to ride across mah spread on a horse.'

Old Aussie cattleman on the next stool takes a long, slow drink and replies, 'I had a horse like that once, but I shot the lazy thing.'

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