A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There
he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The
Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan
says, 'Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice
as large'.
Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie
shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately
says, ' We have longhorns that are at least twice as
large as your cows'.
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when
the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through
the field. He asks, 'And what are those'?
The Aussie asks with an incredulous look,
'Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas'?
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