Patient: 'Huh? What? Where am I?'

Nurse: 'You're in the hospital. You've been in a coma.'

Patient: 'How long was I in a coma?'

Nurse: 'Ten years'

Patient: 'Wow... Who's President?'

Nurse: 'Bush'

Patient:pause.......

Patient: 'How's the economy?'

Nurse: 'Lotta layoffs'

Patient: longer pause.........

Patient: 'Who else is in the White House?'

Nurse: 'Cheney and Powell'

Patient: even longer pause........

Patient: 'Are we by any chance bombing Iraq?'

Nurse: 'Yep'

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