An American, a Mexican and an Italian were robbing a bank. And it happened that they got a lot of cash in Dollars, Pesos and Liras. Back in their hiding place the American distributed the money to three even shares. '1000 Dollars for me, 1000 Pesos for you, 1000 liras for you' '1000 Dollars for me, 1000 Pesos for you, 1000 liras for you' '1000 Dollars for me, 1000 Pesos for you, 1000 liras for you,' etc., The Mexican told the Italian: 'Well I can't stand these Yankees, but I have to admit they are honest.'

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