Scene: trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one side, suddenly Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts!
'Oye Abdul!'
Guy pops up from other trench
'Kya hai be'
BANG shot dead!
'Oye Karim'
2 guys stand up, 'Kya hai saala'
BANG BANG both khalaas
'Oye Mustafa!'
2 more, BANG-BANG! dono saale khalaas!
Pakis get worried, they think saala Sardarji log, when did they get so smart? Decided to try it themselves.
'Abe Gurdev Singh'
silence
'Oye Gurdev Singh!!'
silence
'O bhai, Gurdev Singh!'
'Oye Gurdev Singh ko kaun bula raha hai re?'
Paki gets up, 'Mein boola raha hoon'
BANG!
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