A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Delhi found himself needing to urinate badly. After a long search he could not find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn't control himself and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself.
As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a Delhi police official approached him, 'Hey, What do you think you're doing here?'
Pakistani tourist: 'Sorry I have to Pee'
Police : 'No PP here okay ? Follow me.'
The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds around.
Police: 'PP here..... and have a nice day'.
Pakistani tourist : 'Oh Sir, ....... that's very nice of you, is this Indian courtesy?'
Police: 'No.......this is The Pakistani Embassy!'
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