1 - A child's eagerness to assist in any project varies in inverse proportion to his/her ability to actually do the work involved.
2 - Leftovers always expand to fill all available containers plus one.
3 - A newly washed window gathers dirt at twice the speed of an unwashed one.
4 - The availability of a ballpoint pen is inversely proportional to how badly it is needed.
5 - Garage clutter expands. The same clutter that will fill a one-car garage will, if you move, fill a two-car garage.
6 - Three children plus two cookies equals a fight.
7 - The potential for disaster is in direct proportion to the number of TV remote-controls divided by the number of viewers.
8 - The number of doors left open varies inversely with the outside temperature.
9 - The capacity of any water-heater is equal to 1-1/2 sibling showers.
10 - The laws of physics dictate that what goes up must come down, except bubble gum and slightly used cereal.
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