1.Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.

2.No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.

3.Friendly fire ain't.

4.The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

5.Incoming fire has the right of way.

6.If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.

7.The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

8.If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

9.If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy

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